Christmas Fantasy Blog
This is going to be a long break if I never get my grades. I can't stand this. Why can't my professors get grades in! They've had an entire week, and I want to start applying for internships with my hopefully new-and-improved GPA.
I've been running in the mornings. This morning was my first time out with both Scott and Eric. I don't know if all three of us have ever run together before, which is really strange, because we're all pretty serious about running, and you'd think that we'd run together all of the time. Eric, the youngest, led the run, and I think he took off a little too fast for Scott. We're all at varying degrees of out of shape right now, and I think Scott's been running the least. Anyway, it was a good time, and I want to do it every day of the break.
Being home has put me in a strange relationship position with the women of Utah, and I've come to the conclusion that I want all of the beautiful women of this world for myself. That might not be a realistic desire, but I'm sticking to it. This is my fantasy blog. I'm in control. Reality cannot limit my fantasy blog. Emotion cannot limit my fantasy blog. The eternal principles of dating and marriage cannot limit my fantasy blog. My fantasy blog transcends space and time. Anything is possible. I will form my own personal harem and fill its ranks with beautiful women. Yes.


7 Comments:
John has a long history with harems. You should talk to him. His life is filled with beautiful women. But they all use the "f" word around him profusely. Yes, that's right he lives in the eternal world of plutonica.
I'm sick of plutonica. I'm talking of nonPlutonica, wherever that may be. Smurf? Do you have any good names for nonPlutonica?
That's the scariest freaking picture I've ever seen of anyone holding a gingerbread house.
CHRIS-TO-PHER!!!
Merry Christmas, you. We NEED to all get together before January the 7th, for SURE. Because I'm leaving for Colerado and I will die if I don't get to see my friends before I go.
Gimme a call, Ese.
All I can say is good luck with the fantasy blog. Grades are supposed to be in by the 27th. But I wouldn't worry, you always get A's.
wow chris. im speechless. and youre greedy ;-) jk. i guess everyone needs a fantasy blog... you can bet mine's going to be better than this mediocre blog. a harem of beautiful women?? come on chris... what about unlimited chips and salsa with no $1.50 charge? haha come home soon!
You know what I want for Christmas? A big glass of fantasy eggnogg. One drink, and I would gain no weight from stress or fattening microwave Christmas food, my eyes would sparkle non-stop with holiday joy, and boys would call me and tell me that they miss me and can't live without me. Then I would laugh and move to Colerado anyway. Except all of my friends would come with me. Including you. Muahahaha!
Merry Christmas!
Diddo... but men!!!
Add a fantasy 6-pack while we're at it!
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